Now, Skyrim offers the same character choices as Oblivion.
Only this time, there seems to be pressure from “The Man” to choose a Nord. Well, fuck the man.
I’m playing the usual Argonian. Water breathing and disease resistance FTW.
Meet "The Jizzard"
You might be wondering why I dubbed thee “The Jizzard.”
Well, he’s an albino lizard with a shiny head. His head is SO shiny that it looks just a little bit like he’s been on the receiving end of a high-budget money shot. Maybe I’ve been corrupted by the interwebs, but I’m sure you can see the similarities. I mean, it’s not like you don’t watch teh pr0nz.
Excitement Boner: Half Staff (mast)