day 1

A Chinese man, a Mexican, and a Caucasian decided to take a multi-cultural journey (perhaps to Brokeback mountain, which IS gay (it’s ok to use it here I think)). They decided to meet at a camp site prior to their journey. Whitey says “Mexican, you’ll need to bring the fishing poles. I’ll get some fuel, and Chinese dude, you’ll need to bring supplies.” After some time the Mexican comes back with fishing poles and Captain White comes back with the fuel. A few hours pass and there is no sign of the Chinese guy. Just as they’re ready to leave the Chinese dude jumps out from behind a rock and yells “SUPPLIES!”

AHAHAHA! Get it? Meh. Lame joke is lame.

Supplies include:

1. 6 cans of cheap energy drank.
2. 24 sodas.
3. Nuts.
4. Two packages of this horrible tasting jerky (just discovered that it’s a little bit like smoked vomit, no refunds)
5. A package of not-so-bad tasting jerky.
6. Meatballs. Brandon’s mom loves my meat balls.