I have to install Steam?
FUCK YOU!
Q: What is steam?
A: GAY! See here: Steam (software)
From Wikipedia:
Steam allows developers and publishers to change prices and restrict game availability depending on the user’s location. This can cause some games to cost more than retail prices, despite digital distribution removing the costs of manufacturing, packaging, design, and logistic.
Valve also restricts game registration and playability to the buyer’s country of residence. One example of this regional restriction can be seen where Valve uses Steam’s authentication to prevent boxed versions of their games sold in Russia and Thailand, which are priced significantly lower than elsewhere, from being used outside those territories.
Fuck you right in the DRM protected pooper.
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